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advanced-procrastination:

commandtower-solring-go:

kayas-wife:

chandra-nalaar:

viralthings:

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

A normal waffle house

Normal. Waffle. House.

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(Source: speedlimit15, via staff)

astrangertomykin:

jewishgf:

This is the meme content I like to see

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

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😥

(Source: 13reasonswhy)

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captaincrusher:

chiefengineerlaforge:

mylittleredgirl:

mylittleredgirl:

captacorn:

Is this a print ad for Radio Shack?

NO OMG

I REMEMBER THIS

THIS WAS IN PARADE MAGAZINE

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL I CUT IT OUT AND HUNG IT ON MY WALL

okay no I was going to let this go but every time I see it I just have to stop what I’m doing and laugh for ten minutes

• bob picardo’s ultimate Dad pose
  
• roxann is wearing velour which was cutting edge fabric probably
• i’m pretty sure i had that keyboard
• why? is the palm pilot thing under a dome? is it a security dome because there are only ten in the world!? does it need its own ecosystem to survive??? what is happening
• looking at kate and robbie makes me think it’s possible this whole spread was in a clothing & lifestyle mail order catalog and not parade magazine after all
• look at jennifer’s hands she looks so uncomfortable i want to get her out of this terrible photo shoot
• is ethan phillips under quarantine?? what the fuck is happening there? is he supposed to be in a PHONE BOOTH? to use his CUTTING EDGE cell phone? did we not know how cell phones worked yet!? the x-files had been on for two years already get it together
• garrett wang what the fuck is that a hi-top made with cutting edge hair pomade or what’s happening here
• tim russ is just limbs and a head what was happening in this wardrobe department? did an all-black memo go out by CUTTING EDGE email and tim roxann and jennifer only check their email once a week because that dial-up’s by the minute ok and where i lived you had to call long distance because the other side of the goddamn county was a long distance telephone call YOU DON’T KNOW OUR STRUGGLES OKAY I WOULD HAVE MURDERED SOMEONE FOR A WEBCAM
  

this is an excellent picture on its own but lets not ignore the contents of that magazine

thought u could hack my webcam and record me?? jokes on u CIA all u gonna get is my brand new dell computer w/ an AMAZING 2.1GB hard drive 

when ur parents wants u 2 socialise but ur busy faxing memes 2 ur friends w/ the lastest pda

when ppl ask to use ur brand new photo scanner but u arent done scanning ur collection of cat pics yet 

waiting 4 the computer 2 start up so u can show off ur latest – and bestest –photoshops

being the only one in ur friend group w/ a printer and everyone always wants to use ur printer so u decide to just carry it w/ u wherever u go

getting the latest cd-roms before anyone else

when it friday and u decide u deserve that pizza so u call the pizza place to order ur favourite pizza

and jennifer…. continues to look uncomfortable. someone save her

U want CD-roms, man? I got CD-roms.

What do you want? Yellow CD-roms? White CD-roms? CD-roms that’ll get you through the night? I got it all, man.

(Source: teamklingon, via kathrynjaneway)